This article reflects on the modern perspective on Beer (and only beer, not that fruity thing your friend always gets).
Beer has all sorts of Ups, downs, and what seems to be some kind of sideways that should be known.
Inebriation at it’s best
So whats wrong with beer?
Many would say it causes car accidents, abuse and other forms of poor decision making.
Although beer may be associated with these things from time to time, you have to know that the drink itself is not entirely up for blame.
Does every college drinker drive drunk?
Or does every dad with a beer have anger issues?
No. It’s hard for people to accept that people have issues, so they blame their source of abuse! The point being that these problems are cause by the user abusing the drink, and not vice versa.
That out of the way, their are problems with beer.
I know, I know, for some this seems impossible.
Hell, if you were drunk, you couldn’t comprehend what I’m saying! So how do we avoid the issues caused by this?
KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO BEFORE YOU DRINK.
Don’t get down just yet, Beer isn’t the devil
Listen closely friends, you may never get an explanation like this again. Beer is like football.
Yeah, thats right, I just compared beer to football.
You see, if you step out on the field with no idea of what to do, your just going to get trampled on, and its going to suck.
But if you step out with a game plan, your going to have one hell of a damn good time!
Play it right, and you’ll have fun without the cuts and bruises (except when your buddies think stair skiing sounds like fun.
No guarantees there.
Wait, Beer isn’t evil?
That’s right. Beer is just a drink. How you drink it is up to you.
If you drink to much soda, you’ll get kidney stones.
If you eat too much ice cream, you’ll become over weight.
You see, the only reason beer can be judged as evil is because the results are more visual than other harmful foods and drinks.
You don’t see that fast food clogging your arteries, but it is.
Beer has the natural ability to make you relax.
It’s like a spa in a bottle.
This combined with friends and family can cause happiness.
It’s effect to relieve stress isn’t anything to worry about.
But like everything else, too much can cause dangerous side effects.
It’s not only beer that does this!